completely forgot about mangoes for a while
depsidase:
last night we let the tom of finland talk
Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them
good morning gays im back from the dead ! still not fully better after surgery (insane and uncommon) le sigh.
but yellowwwww
intubated me incorrectly 😛🙏🏻 causing late onset side effects and complications from anesthesiologists that suck @ their job & caused me to cough & choke every second of my life and inflamed chest and lungs and no voice 凸( •̀_•́ )凸 might need speech therapy and now i have a steroid inhaler :$
good morning gays im back from the dead ! still not fully better after surgery (insane and uncommon) le sigh.
but yellowwwww
me bc u survived surgery
HEHEEE THANK YEWWW >_< i fully thought i was gonna die and rn it feels like someone is choking me but hopefully that will only last for a few more days and then i will be normal and battery powered :3
forgot i had the guy that assaulted me on instagram and i posted a picture from my friends concert and he liked it what a wonderful reminder
im back i didnt die but could tuesday in surgery we’ll see! but right now! im alive !
If you die, can you have them send me one of your feet?
i’ll have them send u THREE of my feet
jesus christ just got done writing my will took like 3 hours ….. even if i don’t die tuesday now i have a will so it’s fine
applebee food is so good my penis diidnt pain anymore and i didnt get scared anymore
